Doggie Profile #4: Luna
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We continue our Pivot Questionnaire with Luna, our sole female and mercurial super-model.
Full name: Luna de Pontes Peebles
Nick-names: Pepa-Lee, Beba, Nega-Lee
Pivot questionnaire:
1. What is your favorite word? Luna.
2. What is your least favorite word? This is boring. I’m totally bored. How many questions are left?
3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? My shampoo. It’s made for sensitive skin. It really brings out the lovely shine in my coat.
4. What turns you off? Boring questions. Other dogs. People.
5. What is your favorite curse word? A lady doesn’t curse. I prefer throwing my cell phone. It’ s much more effective.
6. What sound or noise do you love? I have a lovely bark. People tell me this all the time.
7. What sound or noise do you hate? The sound of your boring questions.
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? I don’t work and never will darling.
9. What profession would you not like to do? Ugh, are we DONE yet?
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Pearly gates? Those sound hideous. Anyone with any class would use platinum.
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