“When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.”
Bob Marley

Full name: Leopoldo de Pontes Peebles
Nick-names: Le-Leu, Gordo, Houdini
Pivot questionnaire:
1. What is your favorite word? Cama (bed)
2. What is your least favorite word? “Castration” and “Collar”
3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? A chest rub.
4. What turns you off? My abusive father, Oscar.
5. What is your favorite curse word? After my operation, I never curse. Anger doesn’t interest me.
6. What sound or noise do you love? The sound of my collar slipping off.
7. What sound or noise do you hate? The click of a collar around my neck.
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Escape artist. Or founder of a nudist colony.
9. What profession would you not like to do? Long-distance swimmer.
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? “Le-Leu, here are your testes back. Go forth and procreate, my son.”